2a22afra22:

motherfuck why did i draw this

He was lonely, so he got a cow for transport instead of a moped. He also couldn’t resist her eyes~! Y u so adorable, cows?! (WatamIsaying?)

2a22afra22:

motherfuck why did i draw this

He was lonely, so he got a cow for transport instead of a moped. He also couldn’t resist her eyes~! Y u so adorable, cows?! (WatamIsaying?)

  • 1 month ago
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lexxercise:

A TUMBLR POST THAT ISN’T POLITICAL???

Oh wait, that’s what this blog is actually for, my bad. Been slogging through some tough times lately, but my clients have been very patient while I got back on my feet. This is the first of several commissioned pieces you can expect to see in the next week, as I have several pieces that are on the cusp of being finished!

I’m sure this comes as a surprise to no one, but i really enjoyed working on this.

(edit for clarity: This is Dead Tavros punching Dead Vriska)

FFFFF-Hell yeah Tavros! Punch her in the whatever-would-hurt-most!

  • 1 month ago
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arousedonceler:



Wish I had a shirt with an LCD screen to play this on ALL DAY.

arousedonceler:

Wish I had a shirt with an LCD screen to play this on ALL DAY.

  • 1 month ago
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arousedonceler:

Aroused Onceler Meme.

Wat? Waaat?

…Wat. :U 

Whoever made this, love me like one of your Japanese animes. *Doki doki*

  • 1 month ago
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I have a Dell, not a Toshiba.

Just kidding, not even people online think I’m cool!

(Source: miaman)

  • 1 month ago
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October Twenty Fourth

qualityhetaliafanfiction:

Author: lilien passe

Type: AU

Rating: M

Main Character(s): Germany, Prussia

Pairing(s): Germancest

Summary: Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day.

Submitted by northward-winds.

Oh my ffff-, how? Why? Ohmygod Ihateitandloveitforever atthesametime. I’ll show my grandkids this. And we will all cry like little bitches. Forever.

  • 1 month ago
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twice-ler:

galo-sengen:

yazzdonut:

?????!!!??

good

yes

This is only an April Fools joke, isn’t it? Maaan! I want it to be canon. :(

(PFFFT, wat?)

  • 1 month ago
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conksuck:

cuddlehungryprincess:

karisskar:

Karisskar’s Homestuck shirt give away!

Rules!

  • You have to be following karisskar.tumblr.com.
  • You have to have reblogged this post at least once.
  • You need to have liked this post at least once.
  • You may reblog as many times as you want.
  • Give away ends April 14th 2012.
  • There will be 3 winners.
  • You may choose from “Let Me Tell You”, “Shirtkind”, Prospit or Derse, or any of the alpha/beta kids and the original 12 trolls.

The shirts will look a little darker than in these pictures.I will randomly be choosing 3 winners after April 14th.

Good luck!

oh bby gimme

PLS GIMME THAT SHIRTY

Ohgodwhat? :O

(Source: superkarissa64)

  • 1 month ago
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Bold Truth Question Thingy

You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school. 
You graduated within the last 5 years.
You live on your own.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex. 
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver. 
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum. 
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress. 
You own a Bible. 
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween. 
You have been a zombie for Halloween. 
You have been a Disney character for Halloween.
You don’t celebrate Halloween.
You have your belly button pierced.
You have your tongue pierced.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have an ankle tattoo.
You have a wrist tattoo. 
You have a back tattoo.
You have no tattoos. 
You have more than 5 tattoos.
You straighten your hair. 
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night. 
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed. 
You enjoyed your last kiss.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are very punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008. 
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You are a Capricorn.
You have Irish heritage.
You have Polish heritage.
You have Japanese heritage.
You have Israeli heritage.
You have German heritage. 
You have Portuguese heritage.
You have French heritage.
You have Norwegian heritage.
You have Korean heritage. 
You were born in May.
You were born in June.
You were born in October.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you. 
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now.
Your job is stressing you out. 
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language. 
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class. 
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11. 
Your birthday has already come this year. 
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year. 
You ended your last relationship.
Your ex ended your last relationship. 
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have let someone use you.
You are engaged.
You are married.
You are divorced.
You have a child.
You were/are a teenage mom. 
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You live on a farm.
You lived in a trailer. 
You live in Montana.
You live in South Carolina.
You live in Illinois.
You live in Maryland
You live in New Mexico.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a twin.
You don’t want kids. 
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper. 
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have worked with a Kayla. 
You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
You have hugged a Lexie. 
You have held hands with a Marcus. 
You have dated a Rachel. 
You have kissed a David.
You have ridden in a car with a Nicole.
You have had class with a Patrick.
You have gone out to eat with a Chloe.
You know a Kyle in the military.
You are related to a Julie.
You have gotten drunk with a Brent.
You can voice-act.
You have broken your arm. 
You have had to get stitches on your face. 
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
Your fingernails are painted black.
You like to read.
You like to cook.
You like to draw.
You like to sing. (badly)
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would. 
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
You have been pulled over for speeding.
You love to drive with the windows down.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating. 
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.

  • 2 months ago
kawaiianislands:

this is still perfect

kawaiianislands:

this is still perfect

(Source: malificentskye)

  • 4 months ago
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bloodychamber:

 GIVEAWAY, GIVEAWAY, GIVEAWAY! 
I am giving away ‘The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe (Barnes & Noble Leather-bound Classics). The new film ‘The Raven’ is coming out soon, so I just wanted to put that in there. :D  It is brand new, and I thought a bigger fan would love to have it.
Reblog as many times as you want.
Just liking doesn’t count.
Giveaway ends January 10th or sooner.

Poe is my dark muse, guys. I usually reference him in things I draw/write that are depressing. (Not that anyone here would know, ‘cause I’m procrastinating at posting my stuff… BLUH)

bloodychamber:

GIVEAWAY, GIVEAWAY, GIVEAWAY!

I am giving away ‘The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe (Barnes & Noble Leather-bound Classics). The new film ‘The Raven’ is coming out soon, so I just wanted to put that in there. :D  It is brand new, and I thought a bigger fan would love to have it.

  • Reblog as many times as you want.
  • Just liking doesn’t count.
  • Giveaway ends January 10th or sooner.

Poe is my dark muse, guys. I usually reference him in things I draw/write that are depressing. (Not that anyone here would know, ‘cause I’m procrastinating at posting my stuff… BLUH)

(Source: renly-baratheon)

  • 5 months ago
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Bath Time

wwhoops:

(hopefully) cute drabble. not beta'd because i am too lazy to wait. this includes baby birdy brother bathtime bonding.

Read More

The noises I made over this were ungodly… <3

  • 5 months ago
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zedabbling:

kiwibutt:

kanaydian:

goodmorningalternia:

drunkenfist:

maskshop:

Gamzee giveaway!

RULES

1. Only reblog and like once.

2. Leave your askboxes open!

3. Please reblog only on your main tumblr, no cheating, etc.

Sorry for restricting this one, but I had no idea the last one would blow up so fast and I want to give everyone an equal chance. Thank you for understanding!!

The winner for this one will be selected on December 15th as well.

GASP. THIS NEEDS TO BE MINE. NO ONE REBLOG………………

Nope nope I need it too

aw it’s cute„„„„„„„„,

TAKE EVERYTHING I OWN.

Oh man, I LOVE those bitsy little horns-!!!

Stole my heart. Please make a tutorial? :D

  • 5 months ago
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enenkaydoodles:

Maf shhhhh

Ohgodwhat? When has Maf cried? :&#8217;(Heart is broken, shipping the pieces to Maf. 

enenkaydoodles:

Maf shhhhh

Ohgodwhat? When has Maf cried? :’(
Heart is broken, shipping the pieces to Maf. 

  • 5 months ago
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chiothefallen:

doridachi:

nintenbrods:

greatmastercami:

Which ancestor are you?
Drag the picture to find out!

i LEGIT GOT DUALSCAR

OMG SUFFERER……

NO NO NO I REFUSE TO BE THAT BITCH Her Imperious Condescension……..UGH 

Every time I do this, Grand Highblood. EVERY TIME. D:I hope I don&#8217;t cause nightmares! &lt;/3 

chiothefallen:

doridachi:

nintenbrods:

greatmastercami:

Which ancestor are you?

Drag the picture to find out!

i LEGIT GOT DUALSCAR

OMG SUFFERER……

NO NO NO 
I
REFUSE TO BE THAT BITCH
 Her Imperious Condescension……..UGH 

Every time I do this, Grand Highblood. EVERY TIME. D:
I hope I don’t cause nightmares! </3 

  • 5 months ago
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